the painful parrot
basically any s-x position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face… that also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them
sketch: my girl said she wanted to try something new so i surprised her with the painful parrot.
jeremy: how did that go?
james: i’m now single.
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