The Painter
the painter is someone who thinks they are always right. says random and r-t-rded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.
makes up random statistics.
jake: so bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate
brian: no they dont
jake: yes they do, i saw it on planet earth.
brian: no they dont
jake: yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!
brian: you are such a painter!
the painter.
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