The Pamlico Ravine
a legendary piece of land located squarely on the pamlico/ tar river divide, and includes a portion of the great dismal swamp. the ravine itself is nonexistant; it is in the dead center of north carolina’s coastal plain. the ravine is more of an idea of wrecklessness and ill-fated attempts. the ravine has born countless daredevil adventurers, hordes of pirate mutiners, and a slew of rowdy folk. legend has it that a local drunkard coined the term when a ruffian attempted to deny him brew. this pioneer has gone down in ravine history.
ruffian- “wait your turn for beer, man..”
hero of the ravine- “fool! do you know who you’re messing with? i come the the pamlico ravine, where champions are bred and f-ggots are murdered!”
ruffian-“i didn’t know, man!”
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