The Paralyzer
the s-xual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. the man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his d-ck so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple -rg-sms.
i used the paralyzer on aubrey on sunday morning and made her c-m in buckets while leaving her sore for days.
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