The Pat Borders
the pat borders is a s-x move in where the girl on top squats on your c-ck while facing ahead. she then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.
the pat borders is a tribute to the former blue jays back catcher, the one and only…pat borders.
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