the patch
a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. prevents a woman from having babies. she changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.
guy #1: so man, you using condoms?
guy#2: no man my girls on the patch.
guy #1: whats that sh-t?
guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works
denoting a woman’s public hair shaved in a tiny square shape above her special area. ant. the line or the shrub.
that hottie has the patch, it’s shaped like a heart.
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