The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals


watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amus-m-nt into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. he knows countless different animals shaped like a p-n-s, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the v-g-n-, the b-ttocks, the armpit, the br–sts, and even an empty eye socket.
the clown i hired for my son’s 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. my poor son was nearly traumatized. having a mother embarr-ssing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

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