The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed
you think he won’t get near your weed? oh he will. he will get near your weed. and then it’s all over. this man isn’t afraid to smoke your weed without you. so be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. he’ll def return the favor with you eventually. trust me.
random stoner: “hey killer you look way too sober. get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie”
the patron saint of smoking your weed: “bacon wrapped? i’ma have to try not to eat this b-tch.”
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