The Perfect Crime
a specific p–p in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said p–p on the toilet paper, thus getting away scott-free.
“dude, i just got away with the perfect crime!”
“no way! i thought those were impossible!”
something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy
jimmy:hey guys i just got a free balloon cus i sed it was my birthday, he he the perfect crime
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