the perfect nut
when a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the -rg-sm (or -j-c-l-t–n) called, “the perfect nut.”
jimmy has not m-st-rb-t-d in a month. after waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.
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