The Perm
when a group of guys form a circle around a girl, m-st-rb-t- into her hair, let it soak in and then use their sperm donation to fix up her hair in a stylish doo. this usually happens before an important school dance or wedding.
dumb girl: it’s only an hour before prom and i still don’t have my hair done. what am i gonna do!?
some random guy: don’t worry girl. me and the guys can help you out. we’ll give you the best perm ever.
(the perm)
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