the persuader
the placing of one’s hand on the back of a lovers head to remind them that a hand on the shaft is not enough. the mouth is more like it and is expected.
i was making out with my girl and all she was doing was grapping my d-ck so i gave her the persuader, and she sucked it like i knew she would.
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