The Peter Stone Syndrome
to have some form of romantic relation with someone one day, and the next day that someone chooses to ignore you for a long period of time. you, the victim, feel the need to confront that someone, but when you do so, you get shot down and then you die.
“‘i think i have the peter stone syndrome…’ ‘you mean your life completely sucks right now?’ ‘yeah basically i’ma jump too high on a trampoline and get rocketed into sp-ce and die now.'” beware of the peter stone syndrome. beware!
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