The Philis
deriving from a s-xual move first peformed in a small village in the english countryside called chinnor,oxfordshire. to perform the phillis you must first insert one or more fingers into a ladies v-g-n- then subsequently insert those same fingers into the same ladies mouth. (with or without permission)
i performed the phillis last night!!
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