The Pie Chart

the pie chart is a way of referring to the different stages of s-x by using code names. it is similar to the baseball system, although instead it uses different pies as different stages of s-x. it was first invented by a group of teenagers who came from wigan, and is now used internationally. it is especially common in britain.

first pie (sometimes referred to as chicken pie): french kissing.
second pie (sometimes referred to as meat and potato pie) : stimulation of the genitals. (fingering, hand jobs, etc).
third pie (sometimes referred to as steak and kidney pie) : oral s-x
fourth pie (sometimes referred to as creme brulee, strawberry souffle, or other types of extravagent desert : s-xual intercourse
if someone is suggesting that a person present has had s-xual intercourse, they may shout out “who ate all the pies?” if a person responds with “i did,” “i ate all the pies,” or something similar, then they are stating that they have had s-xual intercourse.

other code names are used for other things that are s-x related are involved in the pie chart. these include:

food poisioning : a code word for sti’s
indigestion : a code word for pregnancy
packaging : a code word for condoms
(example of the pie chart being used in an everday conversation)

mike: “i am going to eat creme brulee tonight,”

josh: “make sure you leave the packaging on and don’t rush into it. otherwise, you could end up with severe indigestion!”

mike: “hmm.. maybe it’s easier to just eat steak and kidney pie.”

josh: “nahh.. that pie can taste unusual!”