The Piffsta
the piffsta is a boy living in new hampshire. he tends to have a sickly pale skin complexion, and walk with an almost crippled slump. the piffsta is frequently seen with a more attractive accomplice known as “richie.”
i went to the mall with the piffsta, the d-ckhole rent-a-cop was going to kick us out.
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