The Pokemon
when one is set on a mission to obtain every s-xually transmitted disease.
lisa: i’m sorry john but i have something i need to tell you, i have herpes, you should get tested to see if you do too.
john: ohh, don’t worry lisa, i’m going for the pokemon, so i probably gave you the herpes, and you might see some new symptoms soon.
the pokemon is when you are f-cking a girl from behind and right before you finish you throw a tennis ball at her. after she turns around proceed to c-m in her face and yell “go (your favorite pokemons name)!”
pikachu is everyones favorite. the pokemon
1. (plural noun)
the group of people in your school who never stopped watching pokemon, fail to bathe on a daily basis, become strangely obsessed with the marching band and instruments that they can’t play for sh-t, and draw furries.
1. “the pokemons are talking about band again.”
2. “the pokemons are looking at furries in the computer lab.”
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