the poopsmith
a strange character who shovels cr-p for a living for no apparent reason. the king of town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. he also always seems to have a creative halloween costume.
(there is no example)
works for the king of town and shovels whatsit. has taken a vow of silence.
spin n’ say:the p–psmith has taken a vow of silence.
a man the king of town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.
come on man, you know you just found that old cr-p in a trunk in your bas-m-nt.
a guy that shoooovels poo for the king of town. why the king of town has it, we’ll never know. the p–psmith has taken a vow of silence. why, we’ll never know that either. i think the guy accidently swallowed some of his w-ssit and vowed to never open his mouth again so he wouldn’t have to taste the taste of his little p–p pile ever again.
its just the way the p–psmith is. i mean, he shovels his p–p, and collect things from people doing jumping jacks.
the director of waste in strongbadia. reports to the king of town. friend to strongbad…don’t know why.
p–p
in akron, oh there is a p–psmith. he unloads trucks and smiths p–p. we don’t like him, but we enjoy making fun of him. no vow of silence. p–psmith out!!
chris p. smith
here we have a rare glimpse of the p–psmith in it’s natural habitat.
pretty nasty if you ask me!
oh, the p–psmith has taken a vow of silence.
i about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
how much is this thing worth anyway?cause is about to be worth a lot less!
no for real, the p–psmith is a good guy, he just has a cr-ppy job.
so i see you still got your pile of whatzit there.
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