The Poor Man’s Platty
better known as natural ice or by its street name, “natty ice”. the alcohol content in these babies is as high as b-lls so 12 of them will have you off your -ss. a 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so natty ice has become known as “the poor man’s platty” referring to bud light platinum. drink these and you’re bound to blackout, which is always a good time.
guy: “d-mn only got 6 bucks left.”
other guy: “don’t worry you can get a 12 of the poor man’s platty at that cvs”
guy: “dead-ss those are fire. we’re gettin wrecked tonight.”
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