The Portnoy
having s-xual intercourse with and -j-c-l-t-ng into any raw cut of meat (e.g. liver, porterhouse steak, pork roast), and then preparing and serving said meat (colloq. ‘marinated’) as a meal for one’s immediate family or close friends.
(origin: portnoy’s complaint, by philip roth)
i was horrified when andrew told me he’d done the portnoy on the steak tartare i’d just enjoyed so heartily.
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