The priest and the rabbi
a joke.
there was this priest and a rabbi.
the priest says to the rabbi,”why don’t you ever eat any ham”?
the rabbi says,”it against my religion”.
the rabbi says th the priest,”why don’t you ever f-ck any women”?
the priest says,”it against my religion”.
the rabbi says,”you ought a try it. it’s better than ham”.
did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?
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