The Prometheus Theory
theory, the prometheus pro•me•theus the•or•y
noun adv. (prom-thyüs the-re)
1 the philosophy that helping others brings torture and pain.
2 in party with sod’s law, in that everything that goes wrong has been caused by the prometheus theory.
3 the epitome of the unfairness of life.
1 beggar: money, sir?
man in suit: sorry… prometheus theory.
2 man: why did that anvil fall from the sky.
man 2: sod’s law?
man 3: naw, the prometheus theory.
3 man: i got fired today.
woman: well, thats not good, i just went grocery shopping.
(lights go out)
man: oh, so we can’t… pay the bills?
woman: thats about the gist of it.
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