the psychic clock


when you guess the time and it really is or very close to it. a cheaper version of the speaking clock.
pat: “what time is it?”

sue: (without looking at watch or phone to see): “i think it’s about 1pm.

(looks at phone because n-body wear watches anymore.)

sue: “holy sh-t, it really is. i’m the psychic clock.”

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