the punisher

the badest mother f-cker ever. recently made into a movie, which kicked so much -ss.
joe,bob,mike,lindsey, and ben saw the punisher; the exploding cars scene made mike go into convulsions because it was so bad-ss.
if you’re guilty, you’re dead.
the punisher was one of marvel comic’s cool characters. bloodthirsty vigilantes kick -ss.
the punisher is the best vigilante and marvel comic character. he doesn’t have super powers, so he relies on his combat skills. he kills criminals because they killed his family.

there are many authors and artists of the comics because they’ve gone on for so long. some have a typical comic book style, others are very realistic.

the punisher uses a large variety of weapons. he is especially known for the m60, m16a1, and colt 1911. this is most likely because he used them during vietnam. he has used almost every weapon imaginable.

there are two movies based on the punisher. the 1989 version had almost nothing to do with the comic book character. the 2004 version, starring tom jane, was much better although the timeline and setting were different from the comics due to cost reasons and to make it fit today’s audience. it uses many elements from the whole 30 year run of the comic books. the movie tells the story of how frank castle became the punisher. a sequel may come out by 2007.

there is also a video game adaptation. it bears some similarity to the 2004 movie because of the neighbors, the russian, and a few other things. however, it is more similar to the welcome back, frank series, which the movie got those things from.

the punisher is more of an anti-hero than a super hero because he kills his enemies, which is not typical of superheros, and of course that he doesn’t have superpowers.
the punisher just killed ma gnucci!
the most kick-ss movie ever made.
person a: have you seen the punisher?
person b: dude, that movie was f-cking awesome!
he kicks -ss!!!!! noone is better! because if you f-ck with the best, you die like the rest!!!!!!!!!!!
the punisher can kick anyones -ss!
frank castle. a vietnam vet who, along with his family, was gunned down during a picnic in central park in the middle of a mob hit shortly after the war. however, while his entire family died violently, castle survived. since that day, he has dedicated his life to killing any and all criminals that he comes across. he especially targets the mafia. contrary to popular belief, he doesn’t necesarilly kill criminals to protect the public, he does it simply because he hates them.

he has been adapted into three different movies. the first two of which were forgettable. the third however, contrary to what some dipsh-t movie critics think, kicks major -ss!!!
that m-ss murderer was starting to get c-cky and arrogant after getting off with that technicality, until the punisher shoved that frag grenade down his throat!

i don’t give a sh-t what roger ebert says, the punisher: warzone kicked serious -ss!!!

ray stevenson plays one bad-ss motherf-cking punisher!!!
the punisher is the best vigilante and marvel comic character. he doesn’t have super powers, so he relies on his combat skills. he kills criminals because they killed his family.

there are many authors and artists of the comics because they’ve gone on for so long. some have a typical comic book style, others are very realistic.

the punisher uses a large variety of weapons. he is especially known for the m60, m16a1, and colt 1911. this is most likely because he used them during vietnam. he has used almost every weapon imaginable.

there are two movies based on the punisher. the 1989 version had almost nothing to do with the comic book character. the 2004 version, starring tom jane, was much better although the timeline and setting were different from the comics due to cost reasons and to make it fit today’s audience. it uses many elements from the whole 30 year run of the comic books. the movie tells the story of how frank castle became the punisher. a sequel may come out by 2007.

there is also a video game adaptation. it bears some similarity to the 2004 movie because of the neighbors, the russian, and a few other things. however, it is more similar to the welcome back, frank series, which the movie got those things from.

the punisher is more of an anti-hero than a super hero because he kills his enemies, which is not typical of superheros, and of course that he doesn’t have superpowers.
the punisher just killed ma gnucci!

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