The Rape Escape
purposly eat horrible or not at all, so that when a man tries to bone you up the -ss, you push really hard,
and all your diarrea flows all over there d-ck and thigh.
garunteed to take away there erection,
ideal for the prison b-tch.
so i was gunna bone this guy and just as i was about to shove my c-ck up his -ss he did the rape escape. now i got dried up sh-t in my gooch hair, sh-t in my d-ck, and i am not s-xually satisfied.
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