the rat king


the definition of rat king is a white male who, when intoxicated, proceeds to vomit all over a piece of furniture. if a piece of furniture is not near, the top of the toilet seat and shower curtain will suffice.
friend #1: hey dude, the rat king has struck again, better get the cleaner.

friend #2: sh-t, couch or bathoom?

friend #1: both.

friend #2: f-cking rat king

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