The Reardon
when you take a girl into a stall in a bathroom of a bar and trap her between the toilet and the wall, she mouthifies your w-ng, pull out, bust on her face, and drop a quick line like “clean yourself up”.. and proceed to walk out of the bar, never to be heard from again
tyler walked into a bar at johns hopkins and instantly began to dance with a girl. after a minute, he was in the bathroom with the young lady receiving oral pleasures. he proceeded to give her the reardon, an experience that made his friends very envious
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