The reason these tables are numbered
there’s a good one, but honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet
guy: dayumm, panic! at the disco has the longest song t-tles, i mean, “there’s a good reason these tables are numbered, but honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet”? that doesn’t even have anything to do with the song, it’s so st-
girl: don’t you dare say the word “stupid” in reference to brendon urie. ever.
guy: but what is the reason these tables are numbered?
girl: honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.
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