The red hand of Ulster


this, rather crudely, is what happens when you m-st-rb-t- a woman who is menstruating. i first heard it in northern ireland, which, i imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the ulster flag.
‘don’t go there!’
‘why?’
‘you’ll get the red hand of ulster!’

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