the red tape
an infamous p-rn tape. introduced to the world in dane cook’s hbo show, tourgasm.
i spank the monkey to the red tape.
a certan punishment in the military where it is currently unknown but durring wwii aparently very bad w the red army but it is just something you wanna avoid at all costs (some even commit suicide)
military commander: i carried out my orders, i sent in all of my boys…but the german engulfed us….they has artiliry, aircraft, tanks…and me, what did i have…
krushtev: a sacred duty to resist!…….perhaps youd prefer to avoid the red tape.
-slides a torkev to him on the table-
military commander: -takes pistol- -bang!-
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