the reedman
when you go to a car dealership, with a ton of unsupervised and unlocked cars… (specifically reedman auto world) and have lots of crazy s-x in said unlocked cars.
i stopped at a car dealership today with my girlfriend and pulled the reedman when the sales person walked away…
or
hey man, i pulled the reedman today… what do you mean? i mean i f-cked your mom in a tahoe when she took me car shopping.
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