The Restaurant Effect
subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the gl-ss, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.
this is most often seen in nervous people on first dates
joe: i drank so much water before she arrived! and when she did, i had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! she probably thinks i’m so weird…
steve: don’t worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. it could have happened to anyone!
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