The Riser Method
the perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. after doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don’t fool anyone. yet you still creep like a champion because you’ve never done it any other way.
bro #1- that girl in our econ cl-ss is pretty fine man
bro# 2- yeah i just added her on twitter, insta, and facebook. wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. the riser method.
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