The Risky Jerk
the risky jerk is a very dangerous, b-llsy move. you must stand next to your parent’s bed while they are sleeping, and m-st-rb-t-. you must complete all the way till release. the riskyness is doing this next the head of your sleeping parents, they could wake at any moment.
dude! i tryed to do the risky jerk but my dad woke up half way through and cut it off!
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