The Rod Stewart
when a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. he also has to have his p-n-s pierced with a diamond stud. the man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer sh-ll. he then proceeds to stick his p-n-s through the microphone sh-ll. he then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
i thought the rod stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
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