The Rollerblader
while wearing rollerblades, it is the act of kicking back the female’s leg into the -n-l cavity of an unsuspecting male and exclaiming emphatically, “ya ghey!”
s-x with mr thomas is always interesting, but the best is when we play the rollerblader.
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