The rolling Theorum
the rolling theorum is an equation used in current day mathematics. it can be used to find out a large amount of information about geometry when reduced properly (cylinders, specifically, hence the name “rolling theorum.”)
this equation must be solved for y where x = z||r and is as follows:
y = ((r²i²ck)/ri) + (2x)/((ba)(r²)(el))
so, we have to start by dividing the left side of the plus sign. which leaves us with..
y = (rick) + (2x)/((ba)(r²)(el))
next, we come to the r², which is (rr)
y = (rick) + (2x)/((ba)(rr)(el))
and to make it easier to read, we’ll leave it as r²
y = (rick) + (2x)/(bar²el)
now we come to the 2x. we said earlier that it was equal to z || r, which means z or r. so let’s plug this in..
y = (rick) + (2(z || r))/(bar²el)
now, any starfox fan will recognize this as a barrel roll, as 2 times z or r is a barrel roll.
y = (rick) + (barrel roll)/(bar²el)
simplify barrel..
y = (rick) + (bar²el roll)/(bar²el)
divide what’s on the right side of the plus sign..
y = rick + roll
and there you have it. y = rick roll. and this is truely why it is called the rolling theorum.
“d-mnit dude, i got rick roll’d from the rolling theorum today!”
“i can use the rolling theorum to determine the length of this cylinder”
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