The Royal Raccoon
the one, the only insane b-st-rd of j-pan. irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. he’s addicted to sleeping and cake and sake’…ph33r him for he shall smote your american, heathen self!
the royal raccc–n has frightened the pathetic americans into submussion.
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