The Rule of Finite Summers
the rule is an acknowledgment of one’s own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and tv shows that are very likely a total waste of time.
in essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren’t to be frittered away on meaningless cr-p.
“no, i didn’t see the hannah montana movie; it runs counter to the rule of finite summers.”
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