The Ruler
when a man takes an old wooden ruler, and smacks his girl on the -ss such that the protruding/indented inch marks on the ruler are imprinted to the girl’s -ss. then the man measure’s his c-ck on the -ss imprint (before f-cking the girl) while she looks in a mirror, so she can see exactly how much she’s going to get and prepare accordingly.
use in a sentence: she asked me how big i was and i replied, “bend over and i’ll give you the ruler.”
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