The Russian Chimney Sweep
the russian chimney sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing -n-l s-x. it is called the russian chimney sweep, because it’s origin is in russia, and the -sswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.
chick: i gotta take a dump.
guy: i want to have -n-l s-x.
chick: want to do the russian chimney sweep? my chimney needs some sweeping.
guy: let’s get cleaning.
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