The Rusty Watch
foreplay technique, performed by inserting one’s hand or fist into a partner’s -n-s and r-ct-m, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.
rob performed the rusty watch on kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her b-ttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded “ohhh – it’s … it’s like 2:30 or something… mmm.”
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