the safety dance
extremely catchy song by the synth pop group men without hats. it’s about nonconformism and doing your own thing.
the safety dance lyrics–
we can dance if we want to
we can leave your friends behind
’cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
well they’re no friends of mine
i say, we can go where we want to
a place where they will never find
and we can act like we come from out of this world
leave the real one far behind
and we can dance
s-x with a condom
i either do the safety dance or none at all
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