The salty sea sailor
when a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a p-ssy to swallow so he -j-c-l-t-s in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
look at becky! she’s wearing an eyepatch
wow joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
what happened last night?
he wanted me to swallow!
so, did you?
of course not, i just took a salty sea sailor instead
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