the Sam Elliot


one partner hot karls the other, then dips the first three fingers of each hand in the poo. the dirty fingered partner then wipes the fingers, starting directly under the nose, out and down, at a 45 degree angle from the nostril, stopping at the bottom lip,to create a poo mustache. volia, the sam elliot.
it was incredible, i had this freaky ho, lauren, and she was cool with the hot karl, but, surprise surprise she got the sam elliot. i loved, she…not so much.

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