The San Andreas Fault
my answer to the nuclear bomb. someday (hopefully in 2010, i’ll be out of california in 2009) it will rupture, and cause california to sink into the pacific.
newscaster: in other news, the san andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, california sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, california sucks.
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