the sandwedge
when your c-ck is too big to fit in a virgin’s p-ssy, you whip out your golf club and hit it into her c-nt a few times.. then see how it fits.
i got that b-tch home and was about to f-ck but her p-ssy was to small… so i had to pull the sandwedge.
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