The Sasquatch Effect
having a frustratingly itchy -ss due to a m-ss amount of hair in the lower region.
dude1: “why do you keep squirming?”
dude2: “my -ss is on fire! it’s abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!”
dude1: “the sasquatch effect is inevitable. tough sh-t, i say.”
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