The School Bell
your girlfriend grabs your sausage shaking it like a school bell. with your nuts flying, you may or may not get a slight fleshy bell sound
the school bell was something jane was good at, so she decided to play teacher with bob. she pulled his pants down and said, “cl-ss dismissed!” she then quickly proceeded to get a hold of his man meat, shaking it to kingdom come!
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