The Schoomp Effect
the sound of men’s eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman’s bountiful bosom. that woman is said to have “the schoomp effect”.
unfortunate side-affects include:
– men gawking at you all night
– getting hit on constantly
– murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend’s or a hot guy’s attention
a hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her b–bs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.
the other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
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